There is a lot of blogs out there giving advice because as you all know if you have at least one working finger and a computer then you must be an expert.
(Probably not on snapping your fingers, what with having only one fing...well, you know what I mean.)
So I have decided to post the one thing I know for sure to be absolute.
Do I know the sun will come up tomorrow? Nope, could be the dawn of the M&M for all we know.
Can an M&M really shake his booty that well to 'I'm sexy and I know it'? Only the non naked M&M knows.
|She's made out of chocolate|
Can talk without a neck
Her eyebrows float in mid air
Yet, she needs glasses?
Can you tell I really want M&M's...
Sorry, back to the exciting announcement!
So here it is.
The one thing I know FOR SURE!
Do not forget your pet's birthday.
Can you read that?
I'm scared to put it any bigger just in case Crazeecat comes along behind me and reads this.
It is now 6 -3 in favor of the animals in our house and they have a lot of pointy bits poking out of everywhere with no fear of using them.
You're probably wondering why I felt the need to warn you all.
Actually I don't care if you were wondering or not I'm going to tell you either way.
Apparently we missed Sally the dog's birthday today.
|Ummm.....Yaaa, ya did!|
She had a grand time, she took herself to a little restaurant called the compost bin and had a delightful supper of sausages, three day old burnt marshmallow and horseradish.
Then she decided to do a little Sarah 101 and redecorated the kitchen with the less unappetizing bits from the compost.
(To find pictures of things a dog would find unappealing from a compost bin, Google rotting zebra carcass after a week in a lions stomach. Picture that as your birthday cake and then think about what would be considered garbage compared to that.)
Sally then settled in for a comedy show after enjoying her dinner.
|This is my comedy show hat....not it's not supposed to be cute or funny.|
It's just a damn fine hat, yeesh!
She watched as the owner (moi) asked the offspring in a sweet manner (shrieked) to take the Crazee cat
out of the kitchen down to the den to keep him from ruining Sally's masterpiece.
Said offspring then slipped in unseen fecal matters (resulted from clashing marshmallow and horseradish in my delicate flower Sally's stomach.) while carrying Crazeecat down the stairs.
Crazeecat decided that he must be falling over a cliff instead of slipping 3 feet off the ground and decided since death was just around the corner that he would practice his Sanskirt etchings up and down the offpsrings arm.
|Besides transcribing Sanskrit, he also a fine phlebotamist |
and makes a jimdandy cappuccino!
(We think he was trying to draw the picture of the rotting zebra carcass for you all, 'cause he's just that darn sweet!)
Sally laughed so hard at this she decided to share this by telling everyone loudly and repeatedly at the open window.
So what are your absolute's that you feel free to send out in the universe?
Comment below so I know what kind of experts are checking up on my blog.
गूद्निघ्त (Sanskrit for Goodnight, see what CrazeeCat has taught us!)